At lunch yesterday, someone told the story of the pastor who said that there is a code among ministers: “When the old lady stops having her hair done, it’s time to start visiting her.”
See kids? I told you there was a reason I was never going gray. You girls promise to take me to get my highlights and pluck the chin hairs away!
Also, this from a nurse “Lilies kill. Every time one of my patients got them they died. Send wildflowers instead.”
Remember I’m still collecting funeral stories/funny, interesting obits for my next book. Please pass them along. I love the ones I got from North Carolina recently. Nobody writes obits like a southerner, unless, it’s someone from the Mother Country.
Off to Grand Rapids today where I get to meet a man named Dudley. Anytime you have the chance to meet someone named Dudley you should go out of your way to do that. I only know one other Dudley and he sings and plays in my father-in-law’s favorite band.