Today is my editor’s birthday. So in Andy’s honor I wrote the following Redneck Birthday Wish:
May your socks always stay dry and may your dog be forever at your side.
May your wife keep her teeth and may your son grow new ones.
May your tea stay sweet and may your barbecue always be messy.
May your cupboards be full of shine and may your backyard overrun with swine.
And may all your neighbor’s children rise up and call you daddy.